These are a sample of jokes I've written.

People who sleep a lot are good in bed.

Posted by Denny George on Thursday, 8 January 2015

When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts"

Posted by Denny George on Wednesday, 22 October 2014

God sees everything, including all movies, their director's cut and the unedited raw footage.... In case you were wondering why your prayers go unanswered.

Posted by Denny George on Friday, 25 December 2015

Matter has four states - solid, liquid, gaseous and doesn't.

Posted by Denny George on Friday, 20 March 2015

Mom was worried I don't drink enough water. Sent her this.

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Gemini : your soulmate will swipe you left on tinder today.

Posted by Denny George on Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Ever ate something post its expiry date and felt unaffected and got so cocky that you began taking expiry dates lightly...

Posted by Denny George on Friday, 25 December 2015

Fishes are people who took the "i walk in the rain so no one can see my tears" thing too seriously.

Posted by Denny George on Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Coming out of the closet must be tough. I can't even come out of this blanket.#StraightPeopleWinterProblems

Posted by Denny George on Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Sometimes when I am on top of tall buildings, I have this incredible urge to throw myself down on someone.

Posted by Denny George on Monday, 16 March 2015

I'm addicted to grapes. Don't know if its the fluid inside or the pesticide outside .

Posted by Denny George on Saturday, 14 March 2015

- "hey, the snow is melting."- "GLOBALLY????"- No, just outside. - Oh... ok. Phew.

Posted by Denny George on Monday, 9 March 2015

If you slap a meditating person, will they ever trust the universe again?

Posted by Denny George on Tuesday, 10 February 2015

People, I don't believe voodoo dolls work but I do think that if your dolls resemble your actual victim, its a real stress buster.

Posted by Denny George on Saturday, 10 January 2015

My nephew has a birth mark that looks like a "666"or "999" depending on how you hold him.He's either the Devil's child or just a very cheap baby.

Posted by Denny George on Saturday, 27 December 2014

Sometimes I look at a talking cat and wonder who exactly is on cocaine here.

Posted by Denny George on Saturday, 20 December 2014

People who dig holes for others, sometimes discover water and then have to deal with a lot of unwanted media attention.

Posted by Denny George on Thursday, 11 December 2014

Sugar, Spice and everything nice and an accidental addition of Chemical Y made powerpuff boys. #ChromosomeJoke

Posted by Denny George on Thursday, 16 October 2014

Hey, did your career trajectory go from being a farmer to student to clerk to film maker to data scientist? No?Then stop buying the fastest computer every two year!

Posted by Denny George on Friday, 12 September 2014

If you die in your sleep, do you wake up dead? How does that work?

Posted by Denny George on Friday, 29 August 2014

bookworm on tinder

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Humor Projects :

Monday Morning Quickie

I started a podcast with fellow Delhi comic Vikramjit Singh.

Monday Morning Quickie is a Humor Podcast that I started with Vikramjit Singh

It features audio sketches, banter, spoof ads and a variety of comedy ideas. I served as the audio producer, sound recordist on it.

Besides being responsible for conceptualizing the episodes with Vikramjit.

We were joined in by other comics like Abhishek Upmanyu, Rohan Desai, Madhvendra Singh and Utsav Chakrobarty

Stupid Bird is an online literary humor journal that I started with Vishal Shah. It aims to showcase humor writings in the form of short stories (mostly) coming from the South Asian region. I served as the editor and worked on reaching out to humor writer across India.